- Me: Liam's turtle ate his other turtles leg.
- Dad: Did he name it IHOP?
- Me: .....
- Me: Isn't that a pancake house?
- Me: .....
- Me: OH I GET IT BECAUSE HE WAS MISSING A LEG AND HAS TO HOP HAHHAHA
- Mom: It's a good thing you're pretty..
IF ZAYN MALIK SAYS THAT AVOCADO IS A VEGETABLE, THEN IT IS A FUCKING VEGETABLE. IF ZAYN MALIK SAYS THAT A CAT IS A DOORKNOB THEN IT IS A FUCKING DOORKNOB. IF ZAYN MALIK TELLS ME THAT I AM A HUMMINGBIRD, THEN I WILL RUN AROUND BUZZING AND FLAPPING MY WINGS BECAUSE I’M A FUCKING HUMMINGBIRD.
(Source: deathbyziam, via memyselfandglencoco)
